i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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