Pappa wants mamma naked
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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