My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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