I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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