Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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