i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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