i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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