I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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