Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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