Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I party with great urgency now.
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