There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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