He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
