She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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