When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i love accidental penises.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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