So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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