Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he just fucked me for my cheese..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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