I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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