it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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