? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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