Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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