Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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