So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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