talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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