no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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