its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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