so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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