we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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