You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He shit in the fireplace
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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