i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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