She's JV to your varsity
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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