I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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