I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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