he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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