one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't deserve a penis
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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