i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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