I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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