Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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