But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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