omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
