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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  its not stalking. its research.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker

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• (210): View more from Texas

  remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.

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  Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.

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  But I want to be Keith.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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