its not stalking. its research.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????