Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.