do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
