Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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