what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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