how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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