please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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