smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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