I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i was born a porn star she said
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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