Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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