I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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