Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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