Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We need to get me chipped asap
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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