Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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