Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
