Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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