We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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