I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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